Hey! Hey! Oh, dude, what's the matter? Goddamnit. Hey! Hey! Oh, dude, what's the matter? Oh, I pulled my groin playing soccer or something. Oh, seriously? Yeah. That sucks. Oh, it's totally fucked. I can't even lay back on the hook at it. Uh, no, dude. It's fine. Oh, dude, you're limping so hard. I did this for a freaking living. No, dude. Come on. No. Look. Don't be weird about it, okay? It's not like... I'm not being weird about it. ...for your wang. You're my brother, man. Come on. I'm not being weird about it, alright? My sister is not touching my crotch. Dude, you need care. Fine. What size is it? I am fine. Come on, dude. Come on. Wait, stop trying to touch my dick, you fucking weirdo. I am not being weird about it. You're the one who's making a thing about it. I clearly, clearly need some help. You just said it works, and you're going to go to the hospital, and it's going to blow dick for everybody. I'm going to have to drive you there, I'm going to have to take care of you while you're just limping around and laid out. So... ...rather than me doing all of that, how about we just get you clean? Alright? How do you know it's that bad? Looking at you walk, this is what I do professionally. I've seen growing injuries so often. Not everyone is quite as weird about me looking at it as you are. Here, that's started. Come on, it's okay. This is probably going to heat up really soon. It's this side, right? Yep. That's it. Oh my god. That muscle is really, really tense. Sorry my fingers are so cold. It's okay. Okay. Yeah. Ah! Ah! Ah! It's back to the last one. It's okay. You got like an Easter egg under there? Okay, stop. Stop. What? Stop. What's the matter? Are you going to have a hard time or something? A poop ball? Ah! It happened to me before. Ah! Ah! Ah! Here, let me do it for you. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. I'm just going to move this up. You should move this under your hips. I've got some warming gel that I can put on your shoulders. No. No. No. Come on. What are you doing? What the... Lift up your butt. What? It's okay, man. I've seen him before. Okay, there you go. It's going to feel really nice. Ah! It is totally natural for the area being massaged to start to swell a little bit. It's not going to bother me. Okay? Did you think you got this playing soccer? Yeah. Sure it was. Don't touch my dick. You just touched it. What are you doing? Stop being so weird about it. It's weird being touched my dick. Why? You know, precisely. Why? You're such a fucking freak. I'm a freak. I think pretty much everyone would agree... Ah! Fuck! Are you okay? Okay, man. Everyone agree that your sister is touching your dick. Where's your pain scale? 1 to 10? Yeah, 9. 9 right here, really? Yeah. I'm going to try to flex it. Or the other way around. Okay. You're going to need to stay off your feet for a couple of seconds. Is that pad warming up for you? Yeah. Okay. Your dick's kind of in the way. Should I get some of our kitchen tongs and pick it up and move it over so I don't have to touch it? Don't be a dick. Okay, come on. I'm almost a little offended that you haven't started to swell up yet. It happens all the time. Do you touch everybody like this, really? You don't cover them with a towel or move it over or something? Well, it just depends. You're starting to a little bit. Because you keep touching it! What the fuck was that? What the fuck was that? We're fucking goofballing. I'm a goofball? Yes, yes, it's you. I think you fucking want to touch my dick. You're so freaking embarrassed. You do. You want to touch it. There was an excuse to touch it more. You're full of shit. Do you like it? No. Do I have a nice dick? No. You think I have a nice dick? No. It's freaking ugly. It's ugly? Yeah, it's a stupid dick. It's smile inducingly ugly. Look at this big smile. Fuck off! I want... What the fuck? Fuck you, dude. Why? Calm down. That was fucking mean, dude. That was fucking so mean. It's not great. I'm not sorry fucking enough, man. You sent me back days like that. Fuck. Okay. The injury probably continues pretty far down your leg. I think you carry a lot of tension up here, but the root is probably somewhere else. You want it, don't you? Want what? You know. I have no idea what you're talking about. You want my dick, don't you? No. Why else would you punch me? You're not that mean to me. This pisses me off. Get it? It was so... Like... Everyone I date makes fun of me for how close we are. It's just like touchy. You want a touchy my dicky? Come on! Wash my hands. Wait, wait, wait. What? Come back. Why? Come back. You can touch it if you want to touch it. What? Can I punch you a few times? No, come on! Come on! Does it hurt? That'd be a good way to make up for hitting me. Oh my god. Little handy jay. You're not serious. It's beautiful, isn't it? Oh my god. Alright. Okay, who's making this weird now? You started it, you're into it. I did not make it weird. I'm helping you with your physical therapy. Well, come on. Orgasms are good for injuries. Right? Right or wrong? It's true. So, help a brother out. So, help a brother out. It's usually not so literal. Woo, strip show too. Come on, you look good. You've been working out, you look awesome. What? I get weird too. This is part of the therapy. The therapy. The therapy lube, is that what you have that for? For therapy. No, I actually got this as my... It's really good for injuries. I use it all the time. It's also really good for wanking. Never put it up your butthole. This stuff? Yeah, this stuff. I can see that'd be bad. Do you fantasize about touching your clients sometimes? Sometimes. Do you touch your clients sometimes? Sometimes. Yeah? No, you gross. That's so hard when I said that. Yeah? Do you fantasize about me? You what? Me generally. No, but... You'd be inside my wheelhouse if we weren't related. Oh yeah? Oh yeah, you know. I think you've done this before. Yeah, a few times. Massage therapist, not dick. They're pretty large. Surprisingly so. This thing's starting to burn my butt. Oh yeah? Yeah. You can get it out. I don't know if I can. Okay. Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, you alright? You alright? I'm just gonna... ...lay here. And trust you. And then... ...let you... ...make me... ...feel better. While we have the house to ourselves. For a little while. Any limitations? I trust you. You're a professional. Alright. Look at you. I can tell you've been working out too. Oh yeah? I'm still kind of putsy. Dude. And done. And done. No. It's been a lot of years since I've seen those. They're pretty beautiful. Yeah, they've come a long way. Holy God, look at those. Oh wow. Yeah. I wonder where the girls like you are hiding. In my house, apparently. Geez. Are you kind of a freak? Maybe. What's one of the craziest things you've done? I started out as a girl. I was a girl. I was a girl. Aside from this, I guess. My 21st birthday. Remember how you guys couldn't get in touch with me? Until like 8pm the next day. Oh yeah, that was scary. I told you my phone had just died. But I was otherwise occupied. I had my birthday night at the bar. Picked up a few people. A few people? I brought them back. We weren't quite getting drugs as well. I just sort of orgyed out for most of the night the next day. Orgyed out. What does that mean? I only got guys, so it was just gangbang. Like all holes gangbang? I don't do anal. It was more of a trade-off kind of thing. Do you do oral? Sometimes. Not for you, you're covered in lube. Oh, what? Come on. It tastes gross, man. Do you want to taste it? If I taste it, will you give me oral? For every lick you take, I'll take one lick of your cock. What? I bet you'd like one. Alright, give me your fingers. You're doing so good. You're doing so good. You're doing so good. You've got some catching up to do, I think. I don't get my tongue on it. It's not quite so bad. I got my tongue on your lube there. That's gross. I just brushed my teeth. Maybe that's part of the problem. That's awful. That's awful. Alright, that's all. No, come on, I went for longer than that. Fuck you. Come on, you're leaving me all blue-balled. A little bit more. No, I won't. I'm not going to leave you blue-balled. What? Really? You said you'd trust me, right? In my professional opinion, that lube is toxic. It shouldn't ingest anymore. You'll feel better. Be careful. Is this going to be cool later? Yeah. I'm not going to brag about it. Okay. Wait, no condom? I guess not. You're the professional. Careful. Careful. Careful. Oh my god. Yeah. Careful. Oh. Can you do me a favor? What? Come on for a second. Slide me out this way. Like over here. Like that? Yeah, now you can sit like sideways. So you're not on this leg. Just sit. Yeah. Yeah. That's much better. Oh man. I'm just sad I think. You like that? You don't say it was dad, right? Oh, fuck you. Exactly. Oh, gross. You are. Oh man, you are. John. You are. Beautiful man. A beautiful man? Fucking beautiful. I'm trying to work with him. Are you imagining of somebody else? Oh, it's hot. Oh, yeah. Oh, god. How does it feel? It feels fantastic. Where? I don't know. What are you going to have me do? Get on the table. I don't know if you'll be able to ride me though. Let's try. You want me to get on the table? You know, if you can stand actually. You're a good guy. Just sit down here or something. I think I could thrust a bit. You know how you get fucked? Yeah. What's the guy's name? John. Fucking police. Call me John if you want. John. You're a hairy push. Isn't it? It's your hairy body. Yeah, I guess that's true. I hope his dick is as big as yours. Do you intend to fuck him? I'd like to. Let's see. He has a stupid ass girlfriend. She'd fuck both of them. That's not a bad idea. She's so dumb though. Oh, my god. You like my cock? Yeah. All the family dinners we had here, I never really imagined this. Stop scooting away. You're not scooting away. Oh, god. You fucked a lot of girls. Yeah, a few. Somebody outside. The neighbor saw this. We'd have some explaining to do. Yeah, I think so. Oh, god, look at you. Shh. Oh, god. Oh, god. I'm going to turn the other way. Yeah. What if you... What if you got on your hands and knees and... Like... Um... Yeah, here we go. I'm going to just fuck you for a minute. It doesn't matter. Fuck, fuck. I'm going to be bouncing you for a while. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm going to be bouncing you. Oh, yeah. Oh, my god. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Fuck. I think I heard... I think I heard mom and dad. Come on. It'll take at least a minute to get in the house. Get up here real quick. Get up here real quick. Turn around. Stay still. Stay still. You'll have time. Stay still. Stay still. Don't worry. I'm touching. I'm touching. I'm going to come for you. Make you feel better. Yeah. Your impression, your professional opinion was orgasmic. Yeah. I'll give you some more spit. Come on. Yeah, just suck it. Oh, yeah. No, don't worry. I'm going to go. Come on. Sit on the table and play with your pussy. I'm sure you'll fall. Mm-hmm. Oh, god. No risk, no reward. Oh, man. Come on. Yeah. Come on. Oh. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Don't get on my pussy. Oh, shit. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.