Black black black Black black Alright. There. Okay. So somebody is stealing the condoms. I'm going to find out who it is. So I know she's cheating on me. Now it's just trying to catch the bastard who's doing it. That ought to hide it. There's six here. Six condoms. If I get home and there's five or less, I'm going to catch this bastard. Okay. Honey, the toilet's stuffed up again. I had a plunger in there. Did you use that? Can you plumb it today? You know what? There's that guy that we talked to at the barbecue a couple weeks ago. You remember him? Vaguely. I'm joking again. Nine o'clock in the morning? Mm-hmm. Do we really have to go here again? Not if you don't break it up. I'm tired of bringing it up, though. Then quit bringing it up. It's every morning. It's not every morning. I could get a repass on some. You know, I make really good money. And you could, you know, we're not even going to go on the job thing. You just sit here and drink all day. What's up with that? I don't drink all day. I do get my meals done. I'm not here for shopping. I don't drink all day. Other things I have to pay for. Maybe we can find a carpenter, too. I gotta go to work. Bye. Oh, I'm going to get your shirt. Shaggy ass. Let's see. Mm. Come on. Oh, hey, hi. Hey, um, I don't know if you remember me or not, but we met at a barbecue a couple weeks ago. My name's Betty. My husband's name is Ricky. Oh, hey, nice to meet you. How are you? Um, well, uh, my toilet's broken. And you're actually the only plumber I've ever met. And so I kind of need to get you a new one. I'm sorry. I'm the only plumber I've ever met, and so I kind of need my toilet fixed. Is there any way that maybe you could get around to fixing my toilet? Yeah, I can, uh, I can give you a call sometime. The next hour or so, I'll be all right. And the next hour? Yeah. It's really going to be done before he gets home. He flipped a gas because the damn thing isn't working. All right, well, I mean, I just want to go somewhere and watch out for that guy. I'll see if I can get over there in the next, like, 10, 15 minutes or so. All right, it's 579 Fontaine. 579 Fontaine? Yeah. Okay, I'm actually pretty close in the neighborhood although we're eating so much. I think I'll make a couple calls about my water bottle for next time. I'll see if I can get over there. That would be so awesome. Thank you so much. I'll see you in a few minutes. All right, thanks, man. Bye. Bye. Ooh, summer. Great. Now, mister, I make so much money, I can afford blah, blah, blah, I can shut his fucking mouth because of toilet dishes. One for a slow bastard. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. All right. How did I end up wasting so much of my life? I should have just stuck with what I started in college and became a lesbian. That's what I should have done. Whoa. I had to go marry the rich guy. Good job. So full-standing. Thanks, Mom. Done. All right. Oh, my God. You're winning your drum. That's a cute one. Oh. Coming. Coming. Want a bath? Ooh, thank you. Let you try. How's the girlfriend? We broke up about two weeks ago, right after that barbecue. Really? Yeah. She just wasn't working out. Huh. So what's going on with the toilet? The supposed man at the house says it's clogged. Okay. So it's not flushed over there? Well, it flushes, but it doesn't go down. Okay. So it's not a problem with the toilet? No. Hopefully you do. Yes. It shouldn't be a problem. So why'd you break up? It's fun when we work out. It wasn't too much. I can't do the things that, you know, we both should be into. Like what? Well, I shouldn't really be bothering you with this kind of stuff. Did I ask? No. It just wasn't, you know, it's kind of big or too much and things like that. Just, you know, all this stuff. Didn't really get along. Would it pain you? Yeah. Maybe. It's a tough life. So they tell me. Now, I guess you're going to go ahead and try and fix my toilet. Yeah, I think so. See you guys later. So how long have you been plumbing? Eh, about ten years now or so. Ten years really? Hmm. Interesting. I'll be back in a half sec. Okay. So. Oh, hey there. I'll be alright now. Wow. I thought you had a good body the other day. I thought you had a good body the other day. Yikes. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yikes. But, uh. So how hard is life going to be, I guess? I have no idea. You have to say about Golden Joby Cages. Still a cage. Still a cage? Yes. Wow. Some of the best big things you got there. Hmm. Amazing what plastic surgeons can do. Amazing what plastic surgeons can do. Oh, they're fake. Oh, they're fake. Yeah. I was always wondering if they feel the same as I've ever seen a fake boogie. They're good at them. Really, really lucky. Why, maybe they'll find out something. Oh. Oh. Oh. Why don't you take a break? Okay. Why do you look like you've worked for a long time? It's been a long day so far. I mean, it's hard, isn't it? I plug it away in there, and I'm not as important a man. Mm-hmm. I don't know. Come on. We'll talk later. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. We'll talk later. You want to be out? Sure. Yeah? Well, you do whatever you need to do, and... You do whatever it is you need to do, and, um... I'll reach you. Okay. Good night. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. What do you feel when I'm going to put the tops of these on? I'm going to show you this. They can make them big where you come from, don't they? I'm trying to work out. Really? Yeah. It's nice to see a boy that takes care of himself. My husband doesn't. He's a corporatist, and he's going pudgy and peasty and... limp. Sorry to hear that. Not as sorry as I am. So what do you do? Before you tell me. For fun, sweetie. For fun. I hang out, party, snowboard, you know. Typical guy stuff. Typical guy stuff. There was a one thing on that list that I would like to do with you right this very second. And what was that? Mm-hmm. Wouldn't you like to find out? Mm-hmm. Thank you. Where's your new trash can? I was just putting it in the bathroom. Trash can in the bathroom. It's nice to see somebody not adverse to having cocktails this time of day. Eh. One of those days I never killed nobody. Mm-hmm. So I'm sure he has his cocktails. Oh, he gets something this early in the day, but it's not usually cocktails. Oh, what's that? I don't want to talk about it. I'm not scared to go back to work here. Nope. You're going to come and sit with me. Come here. Come on, baby. Go, go. Good boy. Oh, no. Come on. I am. Why am I sitting down? Because I have shit-chips. Okay. I think I can find something much, much better to do than to fix a dirty old toilet. Oh, yeah? What do you have in mind? Come on. Out. Out. Out. Good boy. Now she's on my bed. She's on my bed. No, she's on my bed. Keep the shoes on. Okay. Okay. Okay. Wow. I had the most amazing surgeon. Didn't I? Yes, you did. Okay. Hmm. Oh, boy. Wow. Hmm. Wow. Wow. Wow. Hmm. Wow. Hmm. Wow. Wow. Hmm. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Hmm. Close off. Okay. I don't know who my husband thinks he's kidding by buying these really big commies, but somehow I don't think you'll have a problem filling it out. I don't know. I don't know if it's strong. Hmm. Hmm. Come here. Ah. Ah. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Ah. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Ah. Ah. Hmm. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Hmm. Hmm. Ah. Ah. Ah. Hmm. Hmm. Ah. Hmm. Ah. Hmm. Hmm. Ah. Ah. Ah. Hmm. Hmm. Oh, there's the fuck here. Hmm. Yeah. Ah. Ah. Hmm. Ah. Hmm. Ah. Oh. Oh, my God. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Hmm. Hmm. Ah. Ah. Hmm. Oh. Oh. Ah. Hmm. Ah. Ah. Oh, yeah. Ah. Oh. Oh. Oh, yeah. Ah. Oh, yeah. No. Oh, God. Ah. Oh, God. Oh, no. Not in this fucking dream. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Fuck them. Fuck me. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, you fuckers.ろう Ok, enough. Ok, enough, yes. Oh, God. Ok, fuck. Oh, yes. Oh. Mmm. Mmm. come on. Come on. Ah. Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh yeah. I'm going to come. Make sure you're going to close your eyes. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That's better. Oh yeah. Oh. I can't get him to fuck me. He just lays on top of me. Just a bit of air. Uh huh. Oh yeah. Uh huh. Oh yeah. Harder. Harder. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh god. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh yeah. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. I've never sweat like this in a long time. You are a fucking right girl. It's never been a workout. Uh huh. Oh. Oh. Is that what you feel bad for? Yeah. I can't even feel it. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh. Uh huh. Uh. Oh fuck. Uh huh. Uh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Oh. Uh huh. Uh huh, uh huh, oh yeah, oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Oh. Maybe I should get my husband less than the motherfucker. Oh. Oh. Mmm. Mmm. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Boom. Boom. Boom. Oh. Oh. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boop. Boom. Boom. Boom. Oh. Oh. Oh. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Oh, boy. Oh. Boom. Oh. Uh huh. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Like that. Like that. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Uh huh. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh yeah. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Oh yeah. Harder. Harder. Oh yeah. Uh huh. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Harder. Harder. Oh yeah. Uh huh. Uh huh. Harder. Oh yeah. Fuck me. You know what, baby? How many fucking years? Oh, oh, yeah. We've been married 10 years, and that son of a bitch can't even fuck me right. Such a pity. Oh, oh, yeah. Uh-huh, oh, yeah. Uh-huh. This condom's so large, his dick's as extra small. Oh, it's a pity. Oh, just leave him to hang on like trash bags. For God's sake. Uh-huh. He's practically put a rubber band around him to keep him on. Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Oh, what the fuck? Oh, shit, shit. What the hell's going on here? Jesus Christ. What the fuck? Oh, this is classic. Call the plumber. Somebody we even know. Somebody from the barbecue. What the hell? I'm sorry. You're sorry? You're fucking sorry? What do you want me to say? Well, I don't know. Something else other than I'm just fucking sorry. I'm sorry. You know what? Bullshit. And this is bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Yeah. I know where all the fucking... He fucking the plumber is bullshit. Yeah, the plumber. Fucking classic. Do you have anything you might want to tell me? What do you mean, tell you? And think really hard. What do you mean, tell you? And think really hard. What are you doing hiding in the closet? Why don't you come on out of the closet? Think really hard. What are you doing? Get out of here. No, you're going to stay right here. No, no, no, no, no. This is you and me. No, no. This is you and me. Yeah. Yeah. This is you and me. Well, I bet he didn't even get the fucking job done, did he? Oh, he got one job done, I see. At least somebody got the job done. You know what? I'm tired of this bullshit. You know what? I'm tired of this fucking bullshit. Anything you want to tell me. What the fuck? I'm tired of this bullshit. Anything you want to tell me. Anything you want to tell me. Anything? Anything. No, I have nothing I want to fucking tell you. Anything at all. Really? Yeah, all the fucking I want to do is tell you. Really? Really? Fucking shoes? Really? Oh, what? What? No, no, no. You're staying here. No, no. I said you're staying here. No, he can go. No, no, he can't. He goes. He goes. No, he stays right here. No, because what do you have to say? What do I have to say? What the hell do you have to say? What do I have to say? Yeah. Why don't you tell me what you're hiding on your laptop? You know what? I have nothing hiding on my laptop. Really? How about a little email that you got from your fucking secretary who you've been fucking for six months? She's fucking better than you. Fucking look at me. Oh, what the fuck ever. You know what else I found? The goddamn divorce papers. Fuck. The fucking divorce papers. I thought the plumber? Yeah. What the fuck? You've been fucking your secretary? Fuck your fucking mother. Son of a bitch. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. What the fuck? You're not my secretary. You're not my secretary. You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. Yeah, why don't you get the fuck out of here with your fucking plumber boyfriend, huh? No, no, no, no. Yeah? What the fuck, huh? Get the fuck out of my house. This is going to be my goddamn house now. Oh yeah. Get the fuck out of here. Just get the fuck out. Dirty rotten fucking whore.